Written by: Dean Kay
With vocal chorus
Arranged by: Ernie Freeman
Originally made famous by:
Bing Crosby
Originally made famous by:
Eddy Arnold
From the Album: Columbia Years, 1943-1952
Label: Reprise Records
Recorded: October 18, 1966
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If I had a nickel, I know what I
would do,
I'd spend it all for candy and
I'd give it all to you.
I'd spend it all for candy and
give it all to you.
'Cause that's how much I love
you, baby.
That's how much I love you,
baby.
If you were a picture, I'd hang
you up on the wall,
Sit back where I could see you
and I'd never move at all.
Sit back where I could see you,
never move at all.
'Cause that's how much I love
you, baby.
That's how much I love you,
baby.
<musical interlude>
If you were a kitten, with
pretty glossy fur,
I'd take you up and stroke you,
listen to you purr.
I'd take you up and stroke you,
listen to you purr.
Mmmm, that's how much I love
you, baby.
That's how much I love you,
dear.
And if you were a tiger, I'd
hang around your den,
And pester you, my honey, until
you let me in.
And pester you, my honey, till
you let me in.
'Cause that's how much I love
you, baby.
That's how much I love you,
baby.
<instrumental>
Baby, if you were horse fly and
I an old gray mare,
I'd stand and let you bite me,
and I'd never move a hair.
I'd stand and let you bite me,
never move a hair.
'Cause that's how much I love
you, baby.
That's how much I love you,
baby.
If you want to marry, now let me
tell you what,
We'll go and find a parson, and
I'd let him tie the knot.
We'll go and find a parson, and
let him tie the knot.
'Cause that's how much I love
you, baby.
That's how much I love you,
dear.
<coda>
When I say you I love you, honey
child, I leans on you a little bit.